Pigs are delicious no matter how you slice, dice, grill, fillet, broil, or grind it. Whether it be recognizable ribs, tantalizing tenderloin, sizzling bacon, or a good ol’ fashion hot dog. Whether smoked, cured, roasted, or smashed into sausage.
Wear this shirt to pronounce that you are not afraid to ham it up and shove your porker into the nearest kielbasa. You are the type to squeal with delight when that scent of pork roast wafts by from the spit. You hoof it to the nearest grocery store when deli ham is on sale.
Don’t let your friends get away with simpleton compliments like “This bacon is good” or “That was a great rotisserie.” They say that as if it’s a surprise! Of course it was good – its all good!
Completed through a client on Textbroker.com on 10/05/11.